he who sits

We're very confrontational this week. The weather, the lack of sun, and the overall absence of any ideas will do that to ya. Always save up for a trip somewhere sunny to avoid this sort of thing.

make up for

For some reason, I came up with the horrible personal question "where's bitchface?" and I didn't forget about it, so here it is.

Thank goodness I turned down all of those family newspapers and all of those syndication deals. Heavens, a gem like this might never see the light of day.

baloney

all emotional

rowdy behavior

go alphabetical

done talking

stayed sad

bosom buddies

How bosom will they stay when the thrill of running things over with a riding lawn mower is gone?

Nathan in a Fuzzy Sweater

A sketch that turned out all right. Nathan sports one of his many sweaters, and, in the spirit of the season, he is wearing his blue jeans and wears a dopey expression. He might be saying, "it's okay to fail in school. I think school is the lie your heart tells you when the promise of tomorrow has been bartered for a chance at going to the mall."

That means nothing by the way, but he's the dopey kid saying it.