Saturday, July 30, 2011

total control

Years ago, the daily exposure to this stuff they call "Lorsban" caused a miniature Farmer B to grow out of his shoulder and take over his life. The sickly green complexion is a comic strip indication that something is amiss with his personal health and hygiene, by the way. Only in a professional comic strip do we use the sickly green complexion. Go to that well too often and the readers will think they're reading about Martians.

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

can't feel my knees

Nobody goes for the gusto anymore. See a crackling wire, put your tongue on it, see what happens, man. This is science we're talking about. Do your part.

Sunday, July 24, 2011

smell right

I hate breaking in hats, too. This is not a problem I really have, though. This is a Farmer Butt kind of a problem. I'm not into solving those.

Friday, July 22, 2011

we were robbed

Drinking beer can certainly help with the thought process, but, dear reader, you'll note that these two hard-drinking men are full of lament and enjoying juice boxes.

That's right.

Juice boxes.

That's what they were robbed of--their dignity. And their case of greenies.

[the ZITZ! font has that fingerprint character, and I love seeing that appear in the strip--absolutely love it]

won't move

I guess it was ten years ago that I drew this, and I remember thinking that I needed more characters. So, the female character "Christine" appeared in a few sketches (excuse the lettering here) but nothing much happened. I think Nathan needs a regular person to talk to and deal with because things just aren't working out in the old neighborhood these days.

Thursday, July 14, 2011

monologue of the young

The boy can talk. And with his hands, too.

I think we're past the point of no return with the Zitz! font, by the way. It seems to be working.

wire c

All that for this?

This one took ages to put together. It had to be saved in three different formats and reworked in Photoshop. Then I had to make it a .png file. And it's not even funny! Oh, the laughs we have around here.

Friday, July 8, 2011