Friday, March 30, 2012

lea thompson

Lea Thompson is one of the most underrated movie stars of all time. And Farmer B rarely loses an argument with the little bean worm, which he is holding in his hand. Something about being able to smoosh your opponent helps.

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Man, this one has me sweating bullets. You can't slap a baby. You can go to jail or something for that. What an awful line. Funny as hell, yeah, but what an awful, awful line.

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Thursday, March 1, 2012


Due almost entirely to the fact that I'm weird, I read a lot of history books. In the David McCullough book The Johnstown Flood, he wrote about a man who died of a carbuncle on his neck. That's a 19th Century way to go, my friend.