Wednesday, March 27, 2013

farm lawyer

A farm lawyer is a courtly, amicable gentleman who helps with legal advice, notary services, and disputes over whose pig ate what in whichever vegetable garden.

This is not to be confused with a bankruptcy lawyer or a real criminal lawyer; the 'farm lawyer' concept dates back to when people were too shy to speak up for themselves and had to have an eloquent member of the community get their crazy ass out of minor legal trouble.

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