the gods

And, the original with me spelling aphrodisiac like an idiot would...

milestones

cosplay sex games

a lot of meowing

follow trends

yoo hoo

ruin your life

Awful, but necessary to establish a lot of back story that won't ever come up again.

dickweed killing

Occasionally, we end up with weird comics that aren't any good. This is certainly one of them.

cuddle pillow talk

It's not much to look at, but it's a real cuddle pillow. Notice how Farmer Butt is so distant and reticent with his own cuddle pillow that he can barely hold onto it.

hobbit hole

Any man who digs out his own abandoned gold mine risks being misidentified as a hobbit. There, I said it.

handle an episode

The "Rockford Files" was a pretty intense show. Lots of punches, lots of dialogue, lots of excitement. Abbott can't handle anything unless it is a blurry mess with no details.

abandoned gold mine

out loud

the grey ninja

given up

Not a day when anything is working all that well. Bonus panels!

talking past someone else

Relationships are difficult, and never more so when one person is a weirdo and the other is a farmer.

Here, Abbott is very much in the present state of misery and Farmer Butt is way, way gone down a road that associates being sexy with an everyday event. I think I was trying to capture a line and ended up with a panel that sort of worked.

good looking out

these three things

devil himself

orion samuelson