The Combined Federal Campaign

This is a ten panel campaign that I was commissioned to do for the Combined Federal Campaign, which government workers use to organize their charitable donations. I'm not sure how many people have seen the campaign, but here it is.

no way

pretend to be interested

Yes, I’ve taken two years off. So what?

revving motors

bop a killer

Just another day living as the alter ego known as The Pink Ninja, so, you know, nothing going on here.

stutter step

the gods

And, the original with me spelling aphrodisiac like an idiot would...

i got bacon

Nothing matters when you have bacon...

Last strip of 2014.

a lot of meowing

follow trends

study the corn beaver

can't watch

The post script to this is, "and you know what my life has been like since day one, what with the bigamy and the sodomy and the rhubarb and all that."

ruin your life

Awful, but necessary to establish a lot of back story that won't ever come up again.

dickweed killing

Occasionally, we end up with weird comics that aren't any good. This is certainly one of them.

hobbit hole

Any man who digs out his own abandoned gold mine risks being misidentified as a hobbit. There, I said it.

handle an episode

The "Rockford Files" was a pretty intense show. Lots of punches, lots of dialogue, lots of excitement. Abbott can't handle anything unless it is a blurry mess with no details.

win a fight

abandoned gold mine

the deal is

This is the worst Abbott and Gooseberry ever.

Worst as in eww!

shattered